Anti Twilight poemEdward sucks, Jacob drools, Bella Swan just isn't cool, They all need to go to school, And read some REAL literature!
The Warrior vs. RenesmeeThe Warrior vs. Renesmee WARNING: If you are a fan of Twilight, hit the "Back" button now. You have been warned. A week had passed since Damien and Catherine's recovery. Hono'aru was getting back to its regular, quiet self. Now that the co-ruler of Arcadia returned, even the palace in the sky settled down to normalcy. In the Johnson brothers' home, blue-clad, black-haired, bearded Chad Johnson had a chat with violet-, black-, and purple-clad Lorelei Reagan. The blond-haired justice-bringer listened to Chad's latest story. "...and then," Chad concluded, "I beat my brother in X S
TPVs.tW: PrologueThe Professor vs. the Werewolf Prologue WARNING: If you are a Twilight fan, hit the "Back" button now. Also, this story has a ton of purple prose. Because it is a parody. With Sophisticated as Heck stuff thrown in for the lulz. You have been warned. Catherine Grayson, the dark-haired Millennium Knight, traversed through the Johnson brothers' house. Because she already digested Bella, her belly turned into actual flab. She had a double chin, a puffy, moonshaped face, chunky arms and legs, and a stretched dress. Despite her looks, the young warrior wasn't at all apprehensive about it. "
